Best Pickup Lines: A Quick Icebreaker

In general:

“How do you get around the ban?”

(she’ll ask, “What ban?”)

“No smoking in restaurants”

(when the double entendre sinks in, she’ll blush a little, then you may move in for the proverbial kill, or simply pursue humorous conversation)

Once when I was in the Legends bar on Broadway in Nashville, a couple of guys inside were smoking cigarettes, which I assume is prohibited. The girls my buddy and I were talking to noted it, and wondered why the guys lit up. I said, “You two are smoking too…”

I believe in being quick and quick-witted (original), if you’re gonna use an icebreaker at all.

If she’s in the cosmetic section of the store:

“You don’t need to be in this section”

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